You know how I’m always losing my mind? This is why:
That container on the floor? That was full of a nutritional supplement drink mix packed with vitamins, minerals, and protein because my
annoying amazing children won’t eat. If they’re being particularly difficult, I can at least shove something into them that will keep them functioning. And that drink mix? It isn’t cheap. So I was *super* excited when I saw that Smush dumped the entire container. I’m not exactly sure how it got all up in her hair, but she’s got skills, so whatever.
This amazing feat occurred, once again, in the time it takes to pee. I’m not exactly sure how to prevent this. At this point in time, I’m thinking I need one of those secret agent houses like in the movies. You flip a light switch, and everything goes into full-on lock down mode, complete with motion sensors and machine guns loaded with bean bag ammo. Oh, don’t worry. Just for warning shots.
Also, that blue chair she used to commit the crime? That’s our time out chair. Ironic, no?