Everyone knows, even if you don’t have kids, that having them changes everything. So much so that Johnson’s made that their new slogan, except that they make it look and squishy and wonderful, and those of us on the “after” side of things know that it looks much, much different most of the time.
Most everyone is on Facebook nowadays, except the Nerd because he’s techy and weird and doesn’t like the lack of security or some other technical nonsense regarding the proverbial time-sucker. Facebook is the perfect platform for examining the changes in life that come with having children
because people whine about everything on Facebook. I’m sure there’s a way to make these look like actual Facebook posts, but I don’t have the creativity, or time, to do that. And I don’t get paid for this, so there’s that. But complete with mediocre displays, here it is: Facebook statuses – the before and after.